Yo. I’m Brandon.
I regret to inform you that I’m your new favorite writer.
Here’s the dealio: I graduated with a B.A in Global Studies, and then I became a Navy SEAL of Communism. I lived with the Zapatistas for a few days, I met Bill Ayers, I lived in Mexico for a decade. I didn’t move there because they have nice beaches and amazing tacos. I moved there cuz of politics. Cringe.
And after all that, I have become a Danger To Your Democracy. (Being two degrees of separation away from Barack Obama and Subcomandante Marcos is more radicalizing than you might imagine.)
My mission now is to spread disinformation that weakens and dissolves the foundations of the Leftwing Hegemony that stole 10 years of my life. Oh also I write deliciously unhinged fiction. It breaks all the right rules and it will leave you screaming for more.
Not just screaming, but foaming at the mouth and convulsing with a HappyRageBoner the size of an oak tree.
If that sounds like a ride you want to take, subscribe. I publish a couple times a week, alternating between (1) political posts so prescient uncompromising that it will upset your mom and (2) fiction so grab-you-by-the-throat that it will, in all likelihood, grab you by the throat.
But you’re into that kind of thing, right? Otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this far down. God I love when non-readers get out of the way and let the cool kids chat.
Hit that Subscribe button so we can continue this absurd journey.
And if you want 5 books that chart my descent into Omniscient Politics Knower Guy Who Also Writes Some Incredible Fiction That Will Haunt Your Sex Dreams, you can upgrade to Paid.
Before I forget, if you’re a writer, you should check out my other Substack publication, WriterBiz. I’ve been writing since I was a kid, honing my craft and learning painful lessons about how to become a Professional at this shiznit.
Jeez, I’m really dating myself with that “shiznit” thing…
Check out WriterBiz before I choke you!!
